Worst sentence I have ever uttered in my life: “So I said to my dad: Did you just impregnate the cat?”

I was retelling the story of when my dad accidentally sprayed waterproofing on the cat instead of anti insects spray. I completely forgot the word has two very different meanings in English.

thepagemistress:

Haha, Felipe pestering Fernando to get on with the Ice Bucket Challenge already. I can see him just running up to him and doing it himself if Nando doesn’t get on top of it soon!

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I honestly think that the old font looks better than the new one for some odd reasons... (I actually prefer the new one if they stand alone, but the old one gives a more... comic feeling, I guess? — Asked by Anonymous Asked by Anonymous portrait

Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking as well. It’s beautiful, but it doesn’t fit my cartoony style 100%. On the other hand I’m really tired of the old one, I’ve never liked it, and all my friends use it (special snowflake warning). I would’ve gone with the one below, it’s the perfect compromise, but it’s a huge deal that I can’t use Å Ä Ö Ü.

But I mean, you’re not going to see the fonts side by side on the actual cartoons, and that makes a huge difference to your experience of them, I think?

shellylove10:

Felipe Massa, Thursday, Press Conference - Spa Francorchamps ‘14

I read German in school so this is news to me. My Spanish consists of phrases like “una cerveza por favor” and “los perros comen pan”. I don’t drink beer, and why would the dogs eat bread? That’s just silly. This language is of no use to me.

Mal in Swedish just means fat butterfly or something. No, wait, moth. It means moth. Which is a fat butterfly, so I am still right.

Are you freaking kidding me?

Are you freaking kidding me?

vampiref1echelon:

lyra-rose:

jaxgreen:

lyra-rose:

Hmmm - Max’s side doesn’t sound like ‘contractual issues’

Okay, so that is odd.  He’s stepped down so they can “sell his seat” but they put in the reserve driver ….. hmmm, that’s seriously weird.

Plus Ted just Tweeted - Graeme Lowdon says ‘until contractual situation is resolved it’s not appropriate for Max to drive’.
Something is going on…..

I am so confused …. Considering the fact that he is literally paying for his seat, this makes no sense! And they’re selling the seat, only to put their reserve driver in? This one of the strangest press statements I have seen in a long time

vampiref1echelon:

lyra-rose:

jaxgreen:

lyra-rose:

Hmmm - Max’s side doesn’t sound like ‘contractual issues’

Okay, so that is odd.  He’s stepped down so they can “sell his seat” but they put in the reserve driver ….. hmmm, that’s seriously weird.

Plus Ted just Tweeted - Graeme Lowdon says ‘until contractual situation is resolved it’s not appropriate for Max to drive’.

Something is going on…..

I am so confused …. Considering the fact that he is literally paying for his seat, this makes no sense! And they’re selling the seat, only to put their reserve driver in? This one of the strangest press statements I have seen in a long time

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The eccle in Ecclestone means “disgusting person” in Swedish (äckel). Do with that information what you will, it is merely facts.

froakie-yes:

elenaverdi:

romeorosso:

BREAKING:

Good Job! (Y)

[mortal kombat voice] FINISH HIM

historyofjasmine replied to your post: The third driver replacement in just a…

can you tell me the three that have been replaced and with who? I’ve not kept up and I feel out of the loop :(

Jean-Eric Vergne will be replaced at Toro Rosso in 2015 with Max Verstappen.

Kamui Kobayashi has been replaced for the Belgian Grand Prix by Andre Lotterer.

And now Max Chilton has also been replaced for Spa by Alexander Rossi.

The third driver replacement in just a few days. How is silly season going to keep up with reality, I wonder?

Might be switching fonts for these things? Idk, Anime Ace has never been my favorite, and I like the new one, but I feel like maybe it’s a bit too graceful for my drawings? There is this font that is the perfect love child between the two, but it would mean I would have to start spelling Räikkönen as Raikkonen, and that would make me cry… *graphic design nerd awakened*

kobayboshi replied to your post: Things I’m not sure I wanted to know F…

Drawing idea! Raffa and Viviane sharing looks of thinly veiled disgust.

Adding that to my to-do list as soon as my computer slave (aka my uncle) has CPR:ed my desktop.

Things I’m not sure I wanted to know Felipe and Nico have in common: Neither of them changes underwear after a pole position.

The majority of these guys don’t think they would have been ready at 17, except for Daniil. Interesting.